16.9.15

BIRTHDAY POST: 20 things about me as requested.

I"m sorry i still have to up put  posts when my birthday has ended..
I"m apologising in my own blog kwa! Issokay!

In no particular order, victor, here are 20things about me.. "20' not everything!

No1.
I used to be a tomboy. This has to be the first one because i have to resound it to people who havent heard o! I have stopped!! My mates will swagg up and still look like girls... When i do my own "swagg up, i look like a boy"... That one is  not my own fault again naa. Its God we"ll ask now...






No2.
My actual life began 2years ago when i gave my life to christ. I didn't have any life before then. All these  strong, confident, positive, social, this and that lady started just 2years ago. (Wow right?) Before then i was the total opposite of all those.. Lemme help you...The biblical definition of "a fool"..  Like very Foolish, stupid, insecure, stubborn.. The list goes on...









No3.
I talk a lot.. I"m not loud please please. I love to talk... I have so much to talk about... Talking is therapy for me...... I"m a good talker. Which is why you should employ me as your OAP/HOST. Thanks for coming.











No4.
Aha! My igbo accent is on fleek! Irony is, i'm studying English Language and Literature... I"ll leave you to imagine the "Strugo" **in Benin accent** The amazing thing is that i am working towards becoming a media personlity, i dont know how me amd my accent will do it but **watch me whip, watch me nay nay**  I speak good English tho dont get me wrong...








No5.
My human relations skill is top notch. Top 2da notch!











No6.
I play the guiar.. Not professionally though. I rap, i write, I eat, which is the main point! I love food and my favourite food is beans! Like i dont understand people who dont eat beans! Did you know that on the 7th day after creation when Jesus Christ rested, the Angels prepared beans for him. He ate and was Merry... Well, now you know!









No7.
 I bite my nails! (I'm bitting it right now).. Even when i fix artificial nails, i bite them. This usually happens when i"m writting or reading..
But here"s the thing, i love neat cute nails, especially in guys. If you walk up to me and your nails are dirty. Forgerrit.









No8.
I love to arrange rooms.. I love to clean and arrange. I love neatness! Prim and proper kindah girl ry"here. ... I"ld love to learn interior decoration.











No9.
Mumsy bakes, makes clothes and designs wedding halls. (There's a name for it i"ve forgotten) but i didnt learn any of those things! I was too busy acting stubborn. I can bake to save my life though  but i didnt learn the expertise from mumsy. Thats probably the only thing i regret ! I wish i knew better.












No10.
I come from  a family of father, Mother and 2kids including me. I have one elder sister and i"m d last. :) I was told back then that God created me a boy, but "they" turned me into a girl as a foetus! I don't know who "they" refer to but that story affected my growing up... (Tomboy much?)... However i grew up around a lot of guys, cousins included so i call them brothers.












No11.
 I used to wish i was a boy.. Yeahhh! I always thought life would be so much easier as a boy.. Less drama and all of that. + my parents would benefit also. But here i am!... Beautiful and counting.










No 12.
 I have two "role" models. Chimamanda Adichie and Mo' Abudu! I take pride in the fact we all share the same birth month... Or for fans of Zodiac signs, we share the same zodiac sign... I dont think its a coincidence. E geh why!.






No13.
 I laugh a lot!!! And there is  no English word to describe my kindah laugh.. Lets just leave it like that.
















No14.
 I have a weird hobby.... Washing cars. I love to wash cars... The Love actually sprang out of hate.... I did it a lot growing up!... I hated it. But along the line i just developed genuine love for it. I think i wash cars better than some guys!... Yes i said it bye.











No15. 
 Some of my Family members still havent gotten over the old me. They think it's movie when i make some kind of dope moves or say some kind of dope things.   But issoke! Immah make y'all proud i promise!









No16.
I am good girl. NB. That sentence is deep!











No17.
They say i joke a lot and sometimes i say annoying things and think it wont hurt... Well, i didn't know that about me... I started getting to find out.... LOL. What do i do now?










No18.
 I like to play the fool sometimes(its not hard for me because i've been there).... Just so you think i dont know whatsup.. Then i go boom!












No19.
I am a media mogul and i own the dopest media house in West Africa. NB: If you dont have spiritual eyes you might  not see this.











No20.
I fell asleep while typing this, i woke up by 12:57am and i"m preparing noodles because i"m hungry and i dont have food.

1 comment:

  1. You honestly do have a great sense of humor. I enjoyed reading this, plus I laughed out hard. Happy Birthday love!

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